Cats & dogs ;-)
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A dog thinks:"Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me.....They must be gods!"
A cat thinks:"Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, me, and take good care of me..... I must be a god."--Unknown author
posted by Emtia at 10:14 am
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Cat's Computer Dictionary
Hi Thomas, lyk my jy het die beste "server" wat 'n mens, ag, ek bedoel, 'n kat kan kry.
From Skywriting.net
BROWSER: What I like to be at 3:00 am when I rearrange all your books on your desk. Where's a kitty supposed to lay down with all that mess?
WALLPAPER: My favorite stuff, mostly in the kitchen and bathroom, I use to exercise my claws on.
DEFRAG: Coughing up hairballs. Hey, it's just a little maintenance!
HYPERLINK: Fake hot dog filled with my favorite pick-me-up: cat-nip.
SERVER: My human subject. You can't call them waitress, or waiter, or slave anymore; it's not politically correct.
SHUT DOWN: Nap time - my favorite 16 hours of the day.
LAPTOP: Little ol' me. Certainly cuter, more useful, valuable, and entertaining. and no batteries are required.
DEFAULT: Blame. If something gets broken around the house, don't look at me! It's probably that human I have to share my house with, or the dog's fault!
WINDOW: The best place to watch birds, squirrels, and that weird dog next door eat out of the trash can and chase cars.
HOME PAGE: My papers - newspapers, that is, that I used before graduating to the real kitty litter box. I think they were the "Wanted: DOG" ads.
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